6.25.2006

offered: colored plastic bags

I know this is extreme. Does anyone have any use for the colored bags
that newspaper circulars come in? I know of somebody who crochets
handbags from them, but she moved away.


As far as I know, no one took this offer up. Come on, people! Where is your creativity? You know, the kind that comes up with ideas like this. So I thought I'd come up with a few possible uses for small colored plastic bags.

- Uh... you can use one bag to hold all the other bags.
- Toilet paper. If you're really desperate.
- Smothering cute furry animals. Hey, I didn't promise these would be good uses.
- If you get stranded on a desert island where the only thing to eat is snow peas, there are giant spiders which drop down from the sky and lay eggs in some of the peas, and the wind whooshing by rings faintly of Busta Rhymes with a hint of lemon, you can use a small colored plastic bag to hold all of your other small colored plastic bags.

OR, you could convert the polymeric plastic back to the smaller carbon-based molecules from whence it came and use them to fuel your car so that you can pick up MORE small colored plastic bags...

2 Comments:

At 3:24 PM, Blogger Kafaleni said...

see.. If I leave you alone for long enough, you come up with a plan worthy of your brilliance!

 
At 5:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

they're good for walking the dog. Doesn't anyone have a dog?

 

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